Just make them Wario ware style microgames at this point.

See kids, this is what happens when you stop pirating.

“Thanks for calling me bitch, asshole. Do your own shopping from now on.”

At this point i’m pretty sure most windows users have a degradation fetish they’re too ashamed to admit.

Calvin?

Yup, can’t wait for the third one to make a kajillion dollars and have all the cultural influence of a fart in a hurricane.

Must be the reason why I’m king of my castle

Must be the reason why I’m freeing my trapped soul

Must be a reason why I’m making examples of you

The fedora tells you everything.

Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time…

Mumla? Is it even still being updated?

The “me not know which server to join hurdurr” has always been a bad faith argument aimed at eliminating non corporate silo internet. I invite anyone who uses it unironically to start taking brain pills.

Doing a 1/1 recreation of niche communities from reddit is a fools errand. Let communities develop on their own, or even better, simply federate existing communities.

Aren’t you guys sick of forced infinite growth in every aspect of our collective existence? The Fediverse is not shareholder owned, we don’t have to be slaves to The Red Line That Must Go Up. Reddit went to shit when it was aggresively mainstreamed, I don’t want it to happen to lemmy as well.

Firefox.

Buzzfeed animation has great animated shorts like Chikin Nuggit and Life of Boe.

WP may be a crufty piece of shit but at least they don’t support Nazis.

“Kanye West doesn’t care about black people.” --Kanye West.

Call it what it is - copyright infringement. Piracy is the act of robbery on the high seas, but we’ve allowed media companies to take a shit in our vocabularies so we can’t call things by their proper names.

Looks at UTorrent happily leeching away

Looks at camera