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Bonjour

Have you tried turning your phone upside down?

I wish you’d get outta my life and shut up.

NIN, and Ninja Sex Party.

I started thinking that 10 years I was mostly listening to lots of rock, punk rock, pop rock, alt rock, indie dock… lots of different rock types, emo and Weird Al. But that’s actually 20 years ago.

These days the majority is comedy music, with rock as a chaser to split things up a little.

Unless they have a tinge of the ginge in their fringe.

A person pouring a flammable liquid should never also use an ignition source. If anything is spilt on you while pouring, it makes it much more likely you’ll catch on fire.

If lighting something small you could open, pour close with one hand, and then use your other hand to light.

But then how would I look at my phone while using my Desktop.

I’ll need a dummy phone to doom scroll on.

Where’s the profit in empathy?

Probably the Book of Mormon original Broadway cast recording. But I’d have to cut out 1 song, that’d be difficult to choose which one.

When all you have is a hammer, everything is a nail.

Studies have shown that white text is far less likely to be shot deleted.

Sweet! What does mine say?

Yeah, school.in the 90’s was so gay.

I think this is gay eraser

I prefer to use my lumpy potato

Very nice!

Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache

Unfortunately not. Some things just don’t work on Firefox no matter how hard you try.